This Peanut Butter Will Kill You!
Oh sure, it may look innocent and unassuming, but lying within its plastic container lies an extra-large serving of salmonella, rat poison, arsenic, and I think even a trace of Hitler's blood. Bad stuff.
Don't believe me? Well just ask Con Agra Foods:
Don't believe me? Well just ask Con Agra Foods:
Peter Pan Peanut Butter and Great Value Peanut Butter Products Beginning with Product Code 2111 Recalled for Possible Salmonella Contamination.
2 comments:
I too have encountered a can of contaminated peanut butter. It sits in our kitchen on a note that reads:
Eat with Caution. I may or may not contain Solmonella.
Funny side story: at the end of the night, that jar of PB actually jumped me, stole my keys, and took my car for a joyride. I found it three days later, banged up all to hell, and wrapped around a light pole.
Okay, I guess that's not that funny after all. When good food goes bad, my friend. Sad.
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