Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Now That's Cooking with Ass!

r in this case, cooking with cleavage, but the pun doesn't quite work that way, and it really was too good to pass up. Aaaaannnnnyway....

I don't know how many of you have seen "Everyday Italian" with Giada De Laurentiis. Probably quite a few of you, as almost everyone I know hearts the Food Network. I just became aware of it after visiting with my sister, who is also a Food Network fan, and I have to say, this might be my new favorite show on that channel (which doesn't mean much seeing as I don't have teh cable). Sure, it's easy to call her gorgeous and ogle her all show, but she does make some tasty dishes (like the antipasti above), and I absolutely lub Italian cuisine.

Besides, the fact that said dishes are always made while wearing some low-cut, cleavage-enhancing blouse...well, that's just good television, right Food Network? Yeah, you answered that question by giving her a second show and a two-hour special, parts of which have her bikini-clad. Can't say I blame you. Buongiorno!


als said...

I just, just read today that she's up to some baby makin' with her husband. BUT apparently, in the article, she mentioned someone named Greg actually impregnated her...with his mind...through the TV ;)

Greg "Danger" Klein said...

LOL! Good thing I didn't change the channel earlier, I could have impregnated Keith Olbermann, or even Tucker.

But it's true, Giada and I are expecting a junior Boyardee soon. But to avoid scandal, we're going to let the husband raise it. *sigh* We'll always have our special time together, though: 2:30/1:30 Central. Check your local listings.